I am a salty swearing old fuck. I’m married to a guy. I’m liberal. I am free of a God. I live by the golden rule.

Yeah my cardiologist says I have systolic heart failure and can live a full productive life if I STOP EATING SALT, LOOSE WEIGHT, and exercise. Shit that remedy sucks. Everything else is fuxking doable, no salt, who fucking eats like that? I quests fucking do now.

You stop eating salt and of course your going to loose weight. There’s nothing left to fucking eat. No hamburgers, no french fries, no FUCKING PIZZA.  Not to mention the so called GOOD FOR YOU FUCKING FOOD.

Have you tried to eat just eggs and chicken without salt. I have. It’s fucking bland. So with nothing left to eat I swear to the nonexistent Gods, I am gonna learn to cook without salt and with FUCKING FLAVOR IF IT FUCKING KILLS ME!

JOIN ME AS I LEARN TO LIVE SALT FUCKING FREE.

WILL