Holy shit! My doctor said I need to cut out the Salt in my diet. No more sodium in my diet. Basically it’s eat salt and die.

How the fuck does one eat when you can’t fucking eat salt?  What do you eat when there’s nothing fucking left to eat? Join me as I cuss and swear my way through the kitchen and through world travels with with my husband Bill. I totally FUCKING LOVE BILL.

Nothings off limits. Politics, Religion, Sex, and all the taboo subjects are fair game in my fucking kitchen. That’s right it’s my fucking kitchen and we are doing it my fucking way.

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I am a salty swearing old fuck. I’m married to a guy. I’m liberal. I am free of a God. I live by the golden rule.

Yeah my cardiologist says I have systolic heart failure and can live a full productive life if I STOP EATING SALT, LOOSE WEIGHT, and exercise. Shit that remedy sucks. Everything else is fuxking doable, no salt, who fucking eats like that? I quests fucking do now.

You stop eating salt and of course your going to loose weight. There’s nothing left to fucking eat. No hamburgers, no french fries, no FUCKING PIZZA.  Not to mention the so called GOOD FOR YOU FUCKING FOOD.

Have you tried to eat just eggs and chicken without salt. I have. It’s fucking bland. So with nothing left to eat I swear to the nonexistent Gods, I am gonna learn to cook without salt and with FUCKING FLAVOR IF IT FUCKING KILLS ME!

JOIN ME AS I LEARN TO LIVE SALT FUCKING FREE.

WILL

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You want me to cuss you out personally? Shit, drop me a line.

Or just say hi and I’ll go out of mt fucking way to welcome you to my home.

Want to be featured in my kitchen? Fuck yeah I’ll interwiew you while we cook. I love to learn and cook and eat with everyone. Let’s break fucking bread together!

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